Hmm…we seem to have generated a 404 error, which means you’re looking for a page we haven’t made yet. Or maybe we moved it. Or it was never supposed to exist. Or you’re trying, clumsily, to hack our site. In any case, welcome to our 404 page!

We would have rolled out the red carpet for you but of course we probably didn’t know you were coming (since, as we noted, this is an error page). But we do want to give you some value for being here, so here’s something you might want to know about us:

We bought one of government’s first web security certificates. At the time, the vendor didn’t understand why government might need more than one.

…and now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

If you really think this page should exist, please let us know by sending email to ifoundsomethingslightlyembarrassing@tcg.com. Thanks!